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Posted 5 days ago

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

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Posted 5 days ago

http://thealiensmademeslowdance.tumblr.com/post/82461952222/eddieizzardstits-hitlervevo-my-social

eddieizzardstits:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said…

now this is worth reblogging

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Posted 5 days ago

winterpatriot:

I heard this was a meme now

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

nutbustercumblast:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

WOWWWWWWW OH MY GOD

people can suck so much WTF

Posted 2 weeks ago

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
Posted 2 weeks ago

You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew…I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m., Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me.

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Posted 2 weeks ago
leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

(Source: contraception)

Posted 2 weeks ago

riskpig:

clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I find it really interesting that the historical men like Vincent Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon portrayed in Moffat Who are always three dimensional and treated respectfully, while the historical women like Elizabeth the First and Nefertiti, are always love sick idiots drooling over the Doctor.

It almost seems like Moffat cannot take women seriously, even if they ruled nations.

may i remind you that Moffat also wrote madam de pompadour, you know that strong three dimensional histórical figure that stood up bravely against a bunch of clockwork robots in old french clothes that wanted to steal her internal organs, there is also de fact that her being a concubine it would have been really easy to treat her as comedic relief or a sexual object and here Moffat didnt, instead she is shown in a very respectful way that tríes to portray her actions as something completly normal at the time and nothing to be ashamed of. I know elizabeth the first wasn’t portrayed well, but i don’t think it was due to sexism, with nefertiti i have no problem, she was an egyptian queen, landing a powerful dude to help her rule her empire was something that most queens would do at her time and place